Cheaters never prosper

Ohmigod I am so over Logan. I am such the Jess fan. I just love the bad boy, especially when he has redeemed himself. Not to mention he has that dark brooding look and the puppy dog eyes. He's the man for Rory. Not Logan. Logan can go suck an egg. Big cheater. Rory should be with Jess...one day...maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow...but one day.

I have my first solo performance at a toy party tonight. Very nervous. I have cleaned the toys and put all their batteries in ready for the big sell. I don't know anyone who will be there (fingers crossed!). So wish me luck!

Our website should be up and running REAL soon!! But in the mean time, if you want anything then just give us a buzz! 0800 2 B WILD For all your adult toy and toy party needs!

Girls Girls Girls

Seriously my friends, girls frustrate the hell out of me. Now don't get me wrong, boys also frustrate the hell out of me, but girls have a mighty way of getting right under your skin, staying there and aggravating the s**t out of you.

Why do girls feel the need to push? Whether it's pushing people away, or pushing upon others a particular point of view, girls sometimes just don't know when to give up.

Girls feel the need to make sure that their belief or point of view is acceptable to others, no matter how much in the wrong they are. Say, if someone did something to this girl by accident, and no one else saw what happened and no one else has a problem with this other someone, the girl would want to make sure everyone, at the very least her friends, agree that that someone was in the wrong. So in doing so, making this girl feel better for her actions or words because she has the backing of others.

Do I make any sense?

Now I know I am also a girl, so I am not without some sense of ownership of these actions. Cos gees, lets face it - sometimes I just frustrate the hell outta myself! But also in being a girl, I can openly express my concerns of my own sex.

Girls can't let things lie as they stand. Again they have to push the button until whatever it is gets resolved to their specifications. They like to have the last say. They don't like to be wrong. So they will push and push until either things blow up in their faces, or the end product is just how they want it. Thankfully tho, this could be a positive as well as a negative.

So don't get me wrong, I love being a girl and I'm forever thankful for being one. But I just needed a rant about girls.

My mate Mick

Last night I hung out with the Rolling Stones, on an airplane as we made our way to some exotic place or another. I made sure to get their autographs for my mum, and photos too. I think they then helped me with the lesbian witches who were trying to exorcise a ghosty demon type woman who was crazy and chasing me everywhere. I can't remember if that was before or after I kissed one of those said lesbian witches, who had ur typical 'librarian' look. She couldn't kiss very well from what I remember, very tight lipped. She then bought me some sort of art set. It seemed completely normal at the time.

Dreams are grand. I love dreaming. I go anywhere and do everything. Mostly things I would never think about whilst awake.

My mother says I dream so often cos of my lack of water and it's the brains way of coping with its dehydration - by hallucinating. Is that another old wives tale? It sounds like one. But it could kinda be true. Cos I don't drink much water even though I should and I do dream every night, guaranteed. It's all a little crazy. Much like hallucinating about Mick Jagger.

Cars cars everywhere, but none are mine and noone cares.

Went looking at cars today. There were some nice ones, but of course all out of my price range. Ink pink car prices stink.

I have a urine infection according to my doctor. I didn't even know. And usually you SOOOooo do. Crazy. So now I'm on antibiotics. Joy.

Off to work soon...

Me and ma boy bought a new lounge suite the other day. Sooooo excited about it. Wanted one for so long! It's a 2.75 seater plus chaise, and a single chair. Its in a charcoaly colour called RAVEN. Sweeeeeet. Oh and the name of the lounge suite range is called the Monti. I mean how perfect is that! Though my Monty is spelt like that, with a Y.

Oh and we bought a dvd recorder as well. It was very handy yesterday when I was gonna miss my GG and phones were ringing whilst the programme was on, and u can just pause the programme! Double sweeeeet.

Right I spose I should get going to work...

Bodies

Wow. This week has been immense. I think I hate ageing with a passion. I mean, I like the fact that you get older and wiser, and I don't even mind the fact that I'd get wrinkles and saggy boobs, but man, our bodies just can't handle it can they? Our poor bodies just start to fade away, but the mind and the soul just push harder and harder.

Something that really freaks me out is seeing a parent in hospital. It really sucks. Parents should always be the way they are, should never be sick and be around till you die, old and decrepit.

Mumsie is in hospital as we speak. Poor Mumsie. They don't even know what's wrong with her...she has abdominal pains, they did a keyhole operation and found nada, squat. So, so far so good...no news is good news!

So my body has decided it will sympathize with my Momma and it had blood tests and even a wee test today...damn livers and kidneys..they cause such problems!

Maybe I should just drink more water...no erase that...maybe I should just drink water..cos I don't pretty much...unless I'm playing sport...then I do.

Hmmm bodies are crazy things.

Do be do be do be do

Do be Do be Do be Do
Tonight I'm going to see Johnny Depp and Orlando Bloom
Do be Do be Do be Do
What about you? What are you to do?

I had to copy!

You are 87% Taurus

How Taurus Are You?

Ketch up

It has been an age since I last wrote. I just haven't had much of a chance to sit down for 10 minutes and empty my mind of my millions of thoughts and conversation fragments. So I will start where I left off.

My darling boyf ended up taping that episode of GG that I had missed when I was at work, so I didn't miss it after all!! He is a thoughtful sweetie sometimes huh? (note: sometimes!)

I turned down the crazy job with the crazy amount of interviews and mind numbing exercises. I thought it was faaaaaaaaaar too much rigmarole for a call centre position. Call centre jobs will always be there, and there is a slim (very slim) chance I could get a promotion in my current workplace in a few months. So I'll take a chance, and continue my loyalty all on a slim piece of hope. If nothing comes of it then another job will be on the top of my list.

I haven't got a car yet. Getting impatient...want a brrm brrm

Had the kiddies for a longer period of time due to the holidays. We went to rotovegas for the day and hung out with the lions, the trout and the eels at paradise valley springs. Got to pat a lion cub...so very cute. Then we stayed the night at their nana and grandad's in Matamata.

I am so very tired. And I have work to look forward to tomorrow. I hate being away from it too long, I always think I will miss out on something exciting.


So there was a Daddy tomato, a Mummy tomato and a Baby tomato walking along the street. The Baby tomato is falling behind. Daddy tomato walks all the way back to the Baby tomato, hits him over the head and squashes him. He then says to the Baby tomato "Ketch up".

Who knows what film that's from?

Aaaaaaaaaaaargh

I am sooooooooo forgetful!! I, of course am currently working, and being a Sunday night...guess what I forgot?!!! Yes damn it! My Girls!! My Gilmore Girls!! AGAIN!!!!!! aaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrggggggggggghhhhhhh...man I sooooo hate missing it...so my GG fans please update me cos I hate not knowing...

Beware - Ooooey Goooey Material Ahead!

This one's for ma boy. So for all of you reading with weak stomachs feel free not to read this one!

Ode to My Boy

Your sweet cheeky smile
Your spiky hair
Your loving nature
When you show you care

Your deep beautiful eyes
Your golden laugh
Your understanding
Even when you fart

Your sweet lips
Your gentle hands
Your warm caress
I’m glad you’re my man

There are so many qualities
Of which you have loads
That makes it so easy
To travel this road

So forget about the world
It’s just you and me
In it together
For all eternity